Jess sees his car and shouts Luke's name. Lorelai and Rory giggle guiltily. We have to see Lorelai touch Rory and point out the car. Luke tells Jess that his car stinks and points out that he was egged by cooked eggs. Deviled eggs. "Someone deviled-egged my car? Someone prepared deviled eggs to throw at my car?" At this point, all eyes should be on Rory and Lorelai, who are staring at Jess with glee. Luke says that someone must hate Jess a lot. He starts wondering who at Wal-Mart hates him so much.
"First protest and then vandalism. Makes you think about leaving this town," Cardigan Man says. Lorelai says she loves her town: "I'd never want to leave this town." The Loner leaves the church. "Back to the hills, Town Loner, to protest another day," Lorelai says. The Loner picks up his banner. "He doesn't litter," Miss Patty says appreciatively. "That's nice." Rory says he looks sad. "He'll be fine," Lorelai says. "Mrs. Town Loner will cheer him up." Babette tells everyone to get upwind of Jess's car. The strummy music kicks in.
Lorelai asks Rory if she wants breakfast. "Anything but eggs," she says, smiling at Jess, watching him wash his car without a hose. "I was home all night last night," she says to him. "So was I," Lorelai says. "We have alibis and everything." They walk away, leaving a path of destruction in their wake.
I can't wait for next week's dance contest episode. Yay! CuteDean! Your plot is finally revisited! With you in it!
Hey, what happened to Miss Patty? Did Jesus kill her? Shouldn't someone look into that?