I don't know what's going on here, and why the writers thought Stars Hollow needed this, but there's this street musician on the corner here, playing the guitar and harmonica like Jonathan Richman in There's Something About Mary. They've got him all Elvis Costelloed out. Rory's bus passes by him and stops in front of CuteDean. Rory's got a bird in a cage. CuteDean offers to carry it and they kiss hello a couple of times. I start bouncing up and down from all the sugar.