Sookie's house. Sookie's on her porch and is very happy to see Lorelai. Sookie went to the doctor today and found out that she's definitely pregnant: "It's an It!" Lorelai says she loved being pregnant. Really? Sookie tells Lorelai she expects lots of tips, and wants Lorelai to break out her diaries from that time. Lorelai says that the diary in question is mostly filled with her pondering over which member of Tears For Fears she loved more. She asks what Sookie's doing outside. Sookie says it was a rough night. Jackson won't drive faster than seven miles an hour, since he doesn't want to "jiggle Baby." They spent ten minutes on one speed bump. She says he's got a wild look in his eyes, keeps making telephone calls, and punched the calculator so hard that he broke it. Jackson enters at this point and says they're selling the truck, since that's the only way they can afford the mini-van. Sookie says she thought he broke the calculator. "I'm using a pencil," he says. Jackson says he's getting a haircut and buying a second tie. He goes back inside to answer the phone, saying it's probably the contractor for the expansion. Sookie and Lorelai are worried about Jackson's craziness. Sookie says he's baby-proofed the house. He threw away all of their prescription drugs and stuffed newspaper into the electrical sockets. Jackson walks back out and tells Sookie that they'd have to move out for three months to do the add-on, but they probably don't want to do that. "Probably not," Sookie says. Jackson goes back inside. Lorelai asks if Sookie's tried slapping him. Sookie says he won't let her lift her arm over her head, in case it stretches Baby. She complains that they never got to celebrate. Lorelai says it's sweet in an obnoxious way. "I guess I'll have to let him be male," Sookie says, disappointed. Lorelai's internal timer goes off, and she decides it's time to talk about her again. She tells Sookie she ran into Max tonight. Sookie asks if it was weird. Lorelai says it wasn't as weird as she thought it'd be. Sookie says Max is a really good guy. Lorelai notes that everybody's pretty unanimous about that. Sookie asks if he was nice. "Very," Lorelai says. What happened between them was so long ago, Lorelai has the audacity to say, and she wonders if she was really all that bad to him. "You mean dumping him in the gutter? Sure." Lorelai says that Max isn't back for very long, which I didn't know -- did you? She says she just doesn't want Max to hate her. Sookie says Lorelai didn't mean to hurt him. Lorelai decides to write Max a note. What is she, twelve? "I owe him that," she concludes. And thousands of dollars he spent on a wedding. Shit, the thousands of dollars he spent on the engagement. A note. Lord. Jackson storms back in carrying a cleaver, furious that Sookie would have such a dangerous instrument in the house. Sookie explains that Baby would have to fall from the kitchen counter into the second drawer in order to hurt him- or herself on the cleaver. Jackson says they're switching to plastic. As Sookie runs inside, Jackson declares that their home will be Saran Wrap free as well.
Episode Report CardPamie: A- | 364 USERS: C+
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