Max is holding his parent/teacher conference. He describes his curriculum for the semester: Elizabethan literature. Snooty Parent #1 asks if it is "really necessary" to include Marlowe. Max lets him know he wants to provide as complete an overview as possible. Ragdoll thinks she should have gone to Chilton. She didn't study Marlowe or even Webster in graduate school. ["Me neither. Wait, I think I read one Marlowe play as an undergrad. Oh, wait -- this isn't about me, either." -- Wing Chun] Snooty Parent #2 wants to know whether Marlowe's going to be on the "AP" Test. Snooty Parents #3 and #4 only want their children studying material for the Advance Placement Test. Max replies the only way to find out the content of the test would be to bribe someone on the AP Committee. Glib doesn't go over too well with Snooty Parent #5. Continuing our "bad day" theme, Lorelai stumbles into the meeting, starts explaining her "pothole incident" to Mr. Medina, to gracefully tries incorporate herself into the meeting and manages to trip all over the world. She makes a crack and taps the globe. Max introduces himself as does Lorelai before Snooty Parent Number #2 dismisses them both with a little "how nice, now, the AP test...?" These parents are frightening.