Lorelai and Digger are in negligee and robe, both on separate cell phones, still discussing work, arguing points about semicolons and tile. They get off the phone and back into bed. Digger asks if Lorelai is ready for "round two." How romantic. Lorelai asks whatever happened to the cigarette after sex. They might have avoided this problem if they turned off their phones when they got into bed. Have they learned nothing? Lorelai and Digger kiss. Lorelai says they're the all-business corporate couple. She gets another call. It's not Rory this time; it's Emily. I think Lorelai would make a sound investment by getting Caller ID on her cell.
Emily is busy unpacking the decorations she has to put out whenever Gran comes to visit. She's coming back from Palm Beach and wants to have a luncheon in two days. She also wants to meet Digger. Lorelai is quickly putting on clothes, uncomfortable, I guess, to be in bed with a man while her mother talks to her. But we know Lorelai enough to know that she'd probably put down the cell and give Digger a blowjob while her mom went on and on about Gran. Emily tells Lorelai she has to come to the luncheon, but she has to get her hair cut first: "You looked like the bird lady from Mary Poppins the last time I saw you." Lorelai says she's been very busy lately. Emily doesn't care; she doesn't want Gran blaming Emily for Lorelai's hair.
Lorelai gets undressed again to get back into bed with Digger. She tells Digger that Emily would know if she was naked while on the phone. It's her superpower: "She can hear sin and depravity and all sorts of lustful things." Digger wishes he could get bit by that same radioactive spider. They kiss and...we go to commercial. Not the ending I would have expected.
Dragonfly. Lorelai is on the cell phone begging for a hair appointment. Sookie is celebrating the fact that there are pipes in the kitchen by shouting and jumping. Lorelai wants Sookie to shut up, because she's on the phone. Sookie can't wait, and keeps interrupting Lorelai's very important hair call. Lorelai gets her appointment and finds CuteDean. She hangs up to talk to him. CuteDean needs to get in on Lorelai's hair appointment, because his floppy hair has turned into weird wings. And why is every guy on this show growing out a beard or mustache? Is it some kind of inside joke? Lorelai says that she and Rory keep missing each other, so she didn't know CuteDean was going to be working at the Dragonfly. CuteDean: "Well, I'm here. And your hair looks fine to me." Man, I hope she and CuteDean get one hot, inappropriate hallway kiss sometime at a party.