Morning. Lorelai finds Digger dressed, watching the news, sipping coffee, and making breakfast. Lorelai is wearing her dress from last night. Walk of Shame! Walk of Shame! She says hello to Cyrus. Digger asks if she'd still find him attractive if he were poor. Lorelai says she wouldn't. Lorelai says she watched The Daily Show, had the best sleep of her life, and then got up and watched Fast Times at Ridgemont High while having a vanilla-scented Jacuzzi bath. Huh. What time is it? Digger says he was hoping the look on her face was from sex with him. "No, it was the Jacuzzi bath," Lorelai beams. They kiss. Lorelai pours herself some coffee and asks if they can not sleep together again tonight. Digger carries their breakfast to the table. She compliments all the food he made. Digger says that once he doesn't need to impress her anymore, it's back to cornflakes and beer. Lorelai eats her eggs and compliments them. Lorelai says she doesn't want to tell Emily and Richard about them just yet. Digger doesn't understand. Lorelai says that nothing's simple with her and her parents, and that it's best if they don't know, since it's none of their business. Digger says that these things have a way of coming out. Lorelai says she never slips up. She thinks it's weird, since he's in business with Richard, who won't get used to this. Digger says that secrets are exhausting, and that you always have to watch everything you say. Digger, check out the past four seasons of this show. Lorelai says she's always watching everything she says around her parents anyway. Digger suggests that they tell one of her parents. Lorelai promises that they'll tell them eventually, but not now. Digger agrees, since they are her parents. She asks if she can feed some bacon to Cyrus. Digger asks Cyrus if he wants some bacon. Cyrus moves one ear, kinda. "That is one strange dog, Jason," Lorelai says. "Yep," Digger concurs.