Back in Stars Hollow, Luke and Kirk are staggering down the street with a laptop, trying to steal someone's wireless connection. Apparently, this a common practice of Kirk's. They achieve contact, courtesy of Stars Hollow Books, and Luke says he just wants to look up a website, though he is reluctant to give Kirk the name. "Wait a minute," Kirk says. "Is this one of those websites? Because if they'll come after Pete Townsend, then no one is safe." Luke grabs the computer and asks Kirk just to tell him what to do. Kirk finally explains to Luke how to use a computer, and we see that Luke is looking up April's website. Aw. Fine, it's cute that Luke's allegedly someone's dad, okay? I like just-like- young-Rory- but-somehow- nerdier April character, but I hate this plot.