Lane asks Rory what she's been up to. Rory says she's been to Harvard. Lane freaks out, assuming that Rory's actually attending Harvard, I bet, because nobody gets that excited about a campus tour. Rory tells Lorelai that she'd like to spend some time with Lane. Lorelai's instantly pouty that her one friend is getting taken away by that stupid girl who just got back from Korea after three months. The selfishness! Rory walks off, and Lorelai practically bursts into tears shouting, "I need Rory back!" So instead, she immediately calls up Sookie to make sure that she has someone to listen to her talk at all times. Lorelai says she wants to start moving on "the inn thing." She says they're ready. She wants to meet early at work tomorrow. Lorelai starts the Jeep and drives off, saying she's excited, too. "Hey, Max! I called off the wedding, did I tell you? No? Oh. Well, I'm going to start a committed relationship with Sookie instead! No, I can't afford that, either! Responsibility? What the hell is that?"

Next week, Luke's relative shows up and throws all of Stars Hollow into a frenzy not seen since Rune came to town. I think this kid is going to push CuteDean out of the picture. Luke and Lorelai fight. Max wha? Who cares?