Then she'd get all of her nail polish for free. Louisa says she's going back to sleep. "Tell Paris I hate her," she says. Fraulein says she will. Paris walks in. Fraulein says, "Hey, Paris. Louisa hates you." Paris says she'll thank her when she gets into Sarah Lawrence. "Wanna bet?" Louisa moans. Rory walks in full of smiles and a case of coffee. She also brought donuts in the shape of clowns. With hats. She hands Paris her decaf made with soy milk and you can see the shock in Paris' eyes that Rory has been paying attention. She thanks her. Rory says she read the doctrine and she thinks the imaginary kingdom is off to a good start. She thinks the taxes are a little high. Paris immediately defends with, "It was a different time back then." Rory says that human needs are still the same. Paris starts to counter but Louisa makes the sound of a bell and declares no debating until she's had her coffee. Philllipppe walks in. He asks Paris if he can talk to her for a minute outside. They leave. Louisa and Fraulein immediately try and figure out what Philllipppe could want. They debate spying until Paris comes back in. They ask her what he wanted. Philllipppe has asked Paris out. They ask for all the details. I'd rather know what possessed her to wear a beige leather blouse that zips in the front. Louisa makes a "hmm" noise and Paris badgers her into telling her why. Louisa says that asking someone out for the same evening means that he lost his original plans for the night. Rory says that maybe Philllipppe just finally got up the nerve to ask her out. Louisa and Fraulein agree that this is truly amazing, since Paris is "so, so far" from Philllipppe's type. Fraulein says they'll have to do a "Pink Ladies Makeover" on Paris. She says that Paris can borrow her waterbra. Paris asks what that is. Fraulein explains that it's a padded bra filled with water so the boobs still move. "It moves?" Paris asks. "On its own?" Fraulein says it makes you look natural. Knowing the rack Paris is already sporting under there, I don't think she needs one anyway. Paris says she'll pass. She calls everyone to work. Rory says she thinks Paris will have a really great time. Paris says it's just a date. She yells for everyone to focus, and Philllipppe walks over to the group. He's still looking all forlorn as we go to commercial break. I love how parts of a classroom are always considered soundproof, just like Monica's apartment in Friends. The kitchen can't hear the living room, just like the blackboard can't hear the desk cluster. I wish my house could do that, but the fact is my bedroom can hear my upstairs neighbor's kitchen. It's annoying.