Next week Rory's already moved on to Jess and they're sneaking kisses and being all gross. Stee throws furniture around the house and screams, "I hate this show! I'm never watching it again! I can't believe this happened! I hate it! I hate it! I hate Jess! No! No! Why? No! Dammit!" Then he paid me fifty bucks to keep it quiet, but like I said...our little secret, right?