Luke's. A very weathered, beaten, exhausted Kirk wanders into the diner. Luke asks him if he wants something. "Why?" Kirk asks. Luke says that people usually get things when they're in the diner. Kirk whines that he's been up for a day and a half, something he hasn't done since the Petticoat Junction marathon in '97. Taylor walks in and orders a turkey sandwich. Kirk shouts that they're going to find those last twelve eggs. Taylor ignores Kirk and pays Luke, saying he'll wait outside for the order. Oh, it's so sad, isn't it? Their first real lovers' spat. Taylor shouts at Kirk that he's had enough: "You're not satisfied that I'm suffering for what you've done to this town. You have to personally continue to torture me?" Ain't love grand? Kirk whimpers that they'll find the twelve. "We won't find the twelve," says Taylor. "You have brought disaster down upon us. Are you happy?" Kirk: "No." Taylor says he left Kirk in charge because he thought he could trust Kirk, but now Taylor will have to cancel the flower show. This is too much for Kirk. Taylor says that they have to find every last egg in order not to have to cancel the flower show, and Joe just left for Kabbalah class. "I have no men left," says Taylor. Kirk: "You have me left." Taylor stares at Kirk and repeats, "I have no men left." Taylor leaves, saying he's lost his appetite. Luke watches all of this from behind the counter, and sees the devastated look on Kirk's face.
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