Richard and Emily troop over to the pool house to begin Operation Snoopy. Wait, that sounds like I'm talking about the actual Snoopy, and he is not involved in this ordeal. Snoopy is innocent of all charges! Anyway, they sneak in the pool house and start snooping around. Richard is uncomfortable with the whole thing, but Emily tells him she used to do this all the time in Lorelai's room. ["Pretty crappy snooping if it didn't head off the whole teen pregnancy." -- Wing Chun] "Once," she says, "I opened the bottom drawer of her dresser, and it was chock full of Tootsie Rolls. Hundreds and hundreds, practically spilling out. What could a girl possibly want with a drawer full of Tootsie Rolls?" Richard says that perhaps it was under the Tootsie Rolls that was important. That throws her for a loop: "UNDER the Tootsie Rolls! My God! I should have looked under the Tootsie Rolls. Oh, that's going to bother me." Hee. She sends Richard around, making him look behind Rory's books for secrets, while she goes into the bedroom. Moments later, we hear her orgasmically exclaim and realize she has found the Birkin Bag. Richard has finally had enough, and says he's leaving. He doesn't even know what he's been looking for. Emily chastises him for not having a snooping game plan, and has to smell the bag a few more times before she can leave it behind.
Episode Report CardAl Lowe: B- | 498 USERS: C+
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