Gilmore Girls
Gilmore Girls

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Pamie: C+ | 498 USERS: C+
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Being An Asshole Is Really Expensive

Someone calls to order the 108th assembly of the Life and Death Brigade. Everyone is dressed in their prom finest. They raise their glasses In Omnia Paratus. They sip champagne and then get it on, bang a gong, get it on. The kids run wild all over their field day celebration. "And to think some folks just go bowling!" Logan says. A man in a gorilla mask gets too close to Rory, who is left alone again.

People are playing games with mallets and litters. Rory holds her notebook and wanders through the festivities.

Now society members are flinging themselves onto large mats while other men shoot corks at them, skeet-style. Finn, doing his best Robert Downey Jr., declares himself bored, and says he's next to be a target. Rory asks if this is the big stunt. Logan asks her if it looks like the big stunt. Rory guesses no. Logan tells her she answered her own question, and that Rory will know the stunt when she sees it. Colin comes by on a stretcher, telling Logan he missed the mat. "I'll be fine," he whimpers. "Don't worry about me!" He adds, "In Omnia!" which means, "In all!" Logan laughs and keeps shooting.

Golf. I fall into a deep sleep. Luke's caddy helps Luke to select the right clubs, which is how people play golf, isn't it? Luke doesn't hit the ball very well, I guess, because he's grumpy. Richard asks Luke what his main hobby is. Luke asks his caddy, who suggests reading. Luke says he likes reading. Richard asks what he recently read. "Books, you know. This, that." Luke then has a hard time remembering the words "Philip K. Dick," and ends up accidentally calling Richard a dick a few times. Richard says he'll type "dick" on the internet and see what comes up. Heh. Richard apologizes to the group waiting to hit their balls, explaining that Luke is new. Luke hits a guy in a cart. Richard and Luke walk to the next...putter place, as Richard asks Luke when he's going to franchise the diner. He tells Luke exactly how to do it, and which people from the club Luke should get to help him with this business venture. Richard wants Luke to get a straight razor shave. I can't argue with that suggestion.

Gilmore Girls

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