Richard goes on, saying that Luke's daughter's suddenly appearing out of nowhere raises a red flag. "Do you think she's a grifter?" Lorelai jokes. The Grandparents say of course not, but that the people around her could be. The timing, Richard says, is a bit suspect, especially now, when Luke is about to marry a woman of means. "I'm not a woman of means," Lorelai insists, but Richard says that the Stars Hollow real estate market is skyrocketing: her home and her Inn are worth a lot. Luke and Lorelai are getting more and more nervous. Emily and Richard ask questions about the DNA test April and her alleged uncle allegedly performed on Luke's hair. Luke says he "thinks" the uncle is authorized to perform such tests. "You never confirmed it?" Emily asks. Luke: "I saw a picture of him...he was standing right next to a microscope." Finally, someone casts aspersions on this crazy storyline. The Grandparents say that when Luke and Lorelai get married on June 3rd (as if!), they'll all be connected, and thus all their assets are in jeopardy, and as the maid brings in dessert, L & L look across the table at each other in horror.