Which means a big dramatic solo! Rachel sings "What I did for Love" from A Chorus Line. Which, as you may or may not know, is about the love of stardom and performing, not the love of some dude. After Rachel sings her way down the hall and onto the stage, we get a brief montage. Tina and Mike Chang dancing while Artie looks on, Quinn talking with Sue while Santana suffers at the bottom of the pyramid, and Rachel looking in on the music room while the other kids have fun without her. Fade to black.

Next week, it's Britney Spears. Thank goodness that one's for Demian.

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