Figgins is holding a little Cheerios rag doll that looks an awful lot like Brittany, complete with yarn ponytail. And there she is, sitting on the couch. Figgins asks Brit-Brit, "Show us on the doll where Coach Beiste touched you." Brit indicates the breasticular area. Sue's sitting next to Brit, and the Panther is there as well. Coach Beiste thinks the accusation is outrageous. Sue agrees; she recommends immediate termination. Is that it? No hobbling? Public flogging? Ten days in the stocks? Just a simple firing? Sue's lost her edge. Will enters. For what reason? Because he's the only other teacher at the school, obviously. He asks what's going on, and Sue tells him that Brittany has accused Beiste of some inappropriate touching. She delivers this news with an enormous wink. So Will sits down next to Brit-Brit and tells her that it's really important that she tell the truth. Somehow, Sue has lost her hypnotic grip our poor little Brit, because she confesses that she made the whole thing up. "Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually, I really wanted to touch her boobs."
Everybody leaves the Maharishi's office. Brit-Brit is clutching the Cheerios doll tightly to her chest. Hee. Sue chases after Will and calls him weak. They're about to throw down when Tina and Mike Chang interrupt and tell him it's important they speak to him right away. Sue takes her anger out on various innocent students walking by.
Cut to Will, Tina, and Mike Chang looming over Rachel. They're very upset with her because she sent Sunshine to a crack house at the time of the audition. In the West Lima crack district, I presume. Rachel is quick to note that it was an inactive crack house. Tina points out, correctly, that Rachel is "an ambitious little freak who will do anything to hold on to her power." Once again Rachel pulls out the "I did it because I love you all so much" card. She claims that she doesn't want any new members. Which means she's fine forfeiting every competition? She tells Tina and Mike that if it turns out that Sunshine can dance, their contributions to the Glee Club will be reduced to nothing. Will tells Rachel to make it right. Really, you're going to trust her to speak to Sunshine again? I guess you have to actually get someone killed before Will stops trusting you.












