The next day, Mr. Schue's roaming the McKinley halls and receiving quite a lot of unwanted attention thanks to Emma's psychotic break in the teacher's lounge. "Hey, manwhore!" Sue casually greets him as they pass in opposite directions, and then Molly Shannon's back to introduce herself to him as the new alcoholic, pill-popping astronomy teacher-slash-badminton coach, and after she tries to yank him into the janitor's closet to "pork," she thankfully vanishes so Maharishi Figgins might assure Mr. Schue, "I'm praying for you, William -- we've all heard about your gallivanting!" Heh. And then a noticeably larger Ken Tanaka pops up to chide him for playing fast and loose with Psychotic Emma's feelings, and while it's nice to see him for the first time in what feels like forever, far more amusing are the two letter-jacketed jocks in the background who bow down to Will all, "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" Hee! Finally, just to add yet another insult to Will's injury, Sue breezes past Mr. Schue once more with a quick and chipper, "Slut!" HA!
Back from the break, Artie offers Kurt a few last-minute instructions like so: "Remember, if Sylvester hits you in the face after you cop to posting the video, don't scream like a woman." "Thank you!" Kurt peeps, his face frozen in terror. Heh. And then it's time for the much-feared confrontation. Kurt, excessively polite: "Coach Sylvester, could I have just a minute of your time?" Sue, curt: "What do you want, Lady Face?" Tina, Artie, Mercedes, and Brittany involuntarily lean forward, breathless. Kurt, babbling his obviously rehearsed speech so as to get it over with as quickly as possible: "You're aware a tape was leaked onto the Internet causing you to become a national laughingstock? We stole the tape from your syringe-and-pill drawer, we posted it online, and we'll accept whatever punishment you see fit." Sue, vaguely menacing: "So it was you." Pause. "I can't thank you enough!" Sue smiles and continues on her way, leaving shell-shocked Kurt looking like he's about to pass out right there in the middle of the hall.