In any event, as the song draws to a close, the Glee kids slowly rise from their seats to abandon miserable little Rachel, who's still singing her bleeding and battered heart out in the center of the music room. And the last to go is Jesse St. James, who walks away from her with the final "Turn around, bright eyes!" even though he callously does not turn around himself. Meanwhile, The McKinley Jazz Ensemble's all, "The fuck just happened?" Fin. Wink!

Next week, Puck loses his mojo along with his mohawk, Rachel loses her voice, and Kurt loses his goddamned fucking mind. Thank God I don't have to recap that shit. See you on the 18th!

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