Quinn's house. We finally get to meet another parent! Quinn's super-blonde, super-tan mother is helping her try on her white gown for the Chastity Ball. Mrs. Fabray is also drinking a highball. Or maybe a gin and tonic. In her head, Quinn is mourning the loss of her polyester Cheerios uniform, since "the control panel hid [her] baby bump perfectly." Alas, the Chastity Ball gown is not so forgiving, as Mrs. Fabray is unable to zip up the back of the dress. She's confused, since the dress was custom made for Quinn just a few weeks ago. Quinn blames the really big lunch she had at school, and after a few seconds, Mrs. Fabray blames it on her lack of exercise since leaving the Cheerios. Mr. Fabray calls out for Mrs. Fabray (first name: Judy) to come watch Glenn Beck, and then he staggers into the room holding his own drink. I guess drunk is the only way to watch Glenn Beck. He closes his eyes so he won't see Quinn in her gown. Quinn: "Daddy! It's not like we're getting married." Okay, keep it in your pants, Electra. Mr. Fabray kisses Quinn on the cheek and then the two Fabrays start grilling Quinn about whether Finn is or is not "pressuring her." Quinn assures them that he's a perfect gentleman. But she doesn't tell them about the imperfect, non-gentleman who got her pregnant. And then we learn that Mr. Fabray is inviting Finn over for dinner on Sunday. And Mrs. Fabray goes to freshen up their drinks before they settle in for an hour of Glenn Beck's insanity.
Episode Report CardLTG: B+ | 2481 USERS: B-
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