Lair Of The Maharishi. Principal Figgins has summoned both Sue and "the lovely and talented bronze medalist Roz Washington" to his office to inform Sue that Roz will henceforth be "co-coach" of the Cheerios, mainly because the knocked-up Sue showed up for Cheerleader Regionals fifteen minutes late as Sue's obstetrician took too long getting all the bats out of Sue's old-lady vajayjay during her most recent appointment. Or so the lovely and talented bronze medalist Roz Washington would have us believe. Roz delivers a few more similarly-targeted insults over the course of the brief scene that follows, but as we've definitely heard them before, I'll cut to the chase: Once again, McKinley High needs the kind of cash only a Nationals championship can bring, so The Maharishi's deploying the lovely and talented bronze medalist Roz Washington as insurance should something happen to Sue. Nevertheless, Sue is outraged and once the lovely and talented bronze medalist Roz Washington has left the room, Sue proposes the following deal: If she manages to score a victory for New Directions in Chicago -- and thus bring back the fat, ten-thousand-dollar cash prize such a victory would secure for the school -- Figgins will agree to send the lovely and talented bronze medalist Roz Washington back to the damn swimming pool where she belongs. The Maharishi obviously agrees to Sue's terms, for the next thing we know...