...Coach Sylvester's putting the Glee Clubbers through their poorly-coordinated paces on the stage of The April Rhodes Civic Pavilion. A lot of rapid-fire wackiness naturally ensues, all of it culminating in Coach Sylvester delivering the following speech to the cowed and terrified children: "You're out of shape, you're constantly late and when you're not too busy texting, you're complaining about the choreography you're too lazy to learn! You're nothing but a coven of tardy, narcissistic, bloated bags of cellulite who will stab each other in the back at the first glimpse of a solo in a competition hosted by a late-night horror-movie host!" Sounds about right to me. And as soon as Coach Sylvester darkly promises, "Those days are over!" we hop on over to...

...The McKinley High Teachers' Lounge, where the ever-agitated Will's just now marching his fussy britches over to Sue's table to berate her like so: "According to the kids, you were your typical, abusive, belligerent self, only more so! I just got this e-mail from Kurt -- 'Mr. Schue, save us! Coach Sue is meaner than Tabatha!'" "First of all," Sue calmly replies, "I have no idea who Porcelain is referring to, though I'm assuming it's gay and niche and secondly, based on the pathetic display I just saw, your Glee Club's back-to-back victories were flukes." Again, sounds about right to me, so I have no idea why Will blusters and flusters and flaps his arms around at this, despite the fact that he opens his mouth to mewl and puke some bit of touchy-feely self-help crap about trying to "inspire and encourage" the children and shut up, Will. Sue rightly points out that Vocal Adrenaline will eat New Directions alive at Nationals should the children not get their act together pronto, and then spouts something about her wildly unpredictable pregnancy hormones that offers the eavesdropping Emma a chance to pipe up regarding Sue's unlikely impending stranger. And that leads to a discussion regarding Sue's next medical appointment, during which her obstetrician is supposed to confirm her girl-baby's gender. "Oh, Suuuuuuuuuuuue!" Emma squeals, delighted. "That's a mother-to-be's single most important doctor visit! Who's going with you?" "Same person who's gonna help me raise this child, Barbara Gordon," Sue shoots back by way of response and for those of you painfully slow on the uptake, Sue immediately clarifies, "No one." Batgirl makes a pouty face and immediately invites herself and Will along "for moral support." Excellent! A whole scene I can completely skip once I hit it! Hooray!