Rachel, in pajamas, is sitting in her bedroom, drinking a glass of Lady Sparkle pink wine and listening to Carole King on the record player. She picks up the phone and dials Blaine. Who is with Kurt in the coffee shop we've seen them visit. Except that where Blaine and Kurt are, it's daytime (as evidenced by the coffee drinking, school uniforms, and bright light outside the windows), whereas it's pretty clearly night where Rachel is. Unless she's starting her day with a glass of wine. Which I guess could be the case. Anyway, Rachel is calling Blaine to flirt with him and ask him on a date. A date that he agrees to go on, much to Kurt's chagrin. Kurt doesn't want Blaine to lead Rachel on, but Blaine doesn't plan to. Instead, he's just exploring the idea that he might be bi, since he enjoyed that kiss with Rachel and has never actually kissed a dude. Kurt gets pissed and kind of bi-phobic (although it's absolutely true that some gay guys do identify as bi early in their coming out process because it feels easier). He claims it's because he looks up to Blaine, but you know it's because he really wants to get into Blaine's pants. Blaine leaves, and you can tell he's angry because he leaves his precious, precious caffeine behind.

Okay, so now it's definitely nighttime, because Will and Beiste are at the honky-tonk. They get wasted, Will rides a mechanical bull, and then they sing George Thorogood's "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer." I mean, it's mostly Will, with one verse going to Coach Beiste. But it's fun enough.

Rachel's basement. Even though it's been at least three or four days since the party, Rachel is just getting around to cleaning up. I bet the smell of booze and vomit has spread throughout the entire house by now. Anyway, Kurt is there to help with the cleaning. He claims it's because he was just in the neighborhood. But the fact that it's ten o'clock at night makes Rachel doubt that. (Which means this must be the same night as the honky-tonk?) Rachel thinks Kurt is really just there to hear how her date with Blaine went. Which means... that my chance to make all of this fit any kind of plausible timeline is out the window. I'm just going to assume it's still 2011 and leave it at that. Rachel thinks the date was lovely. "We went to see Love Story at the revival theater. We even dressed up as the characters." Kurt: "That's not gay at all." Of course, there was no kissing. Rachel thinks that was due to their lips being tired from mouthing all of Ali MacGraw's dialogue, whereas Kurt thinks it's because Blaine wasn't drunk enough. They have a heart-to-heart. Rachel knows Kurt likes Blaine but thinks that Blaine may be conflicted and into her. Kurt responds by telling Rachel that Blaine is just the first in a long, long line of gay guys she'll fall for, only to be cruelly disappointed. He thinks that they can have lots of fun doing vaguely gay things, but that they'll never have chemistry. Which leads Rachel to declare her intention to "take the beer goggles off. I'm going to kiss him sober." Commercials.