Emma's office. She stares at a bottle of pills for a while before finally opening it and taking one.

Auditorium stage. Quinn looks like she's been taking styling tips from the cult girls. Will interrupts the kids, who are goofing around, to tell them how proud he is of them and to show them his own t-shirt. Which reads "Butt Chin." Rachel enters to show them her t-shirt, which reads "Nose." But she can't join them in the dancing, because her broken nose is still healing. And Santana is also missing. Will tells the kids to hit it, and we cut to their performance of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way." Kurt does the intro, with Tina and Mercedes handling the lead singing. The various t-shirts are as follows: Kurt's reads "Likes Boys"; Tina is "Brown Eyes"; Mike Chang is "Can't Sing" while Finn is "Can't Dance"; Artie's reads "Four Eyes"; Quinn is "Lucy Caboosey"; Puck's reads "I'm With Stoopid," with an arrow pointing down at his crotch; Sam is "Trouty Mouth"; and Lauren is "Bad Attitude." And Mercedes is "No Weave." Oh, wait, that must be a typo, since she wears a weave all the time. Maybe it's "Now, Eave," indicating her strange affection for the eaves of a house? That makes more sense. Backstage, Emma emerges to show Will her new shirt, which reads "OCD." And in the audience, Santana watches the performance with Karofsky. And she's wearing her "Lebanese" t-shirt.

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