Cut to a hallway, where Santana of the Jungle is defacing a Quinn/Finn prom campaign poster, drawing a moustache on Quinn and ... a pair of breasts? Or maybe chest testicles? On Finn. In voice-over, Santana tells us that she should become prom queen, because she could use her authority to convince Brit-Brit that royal decree requires her to dump Artie and date Santana. Santana thinks she could never get enough votes, unless maybe she could get the jock bloc. She sees Sam, her ostensible boyfriend, walking towards her. He breaks into a spontaneous Sean Connery impression, leading her to realize that he's way too much of a nerd to really attract many votes. But she does see someone who might have enough pull with other jocks to swing the election her way -- Dave Karofsky. And then Karofsky subtly checks out Sam's ass as he walks by. Santana's V.O.: "Holy crap! I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing: I have awesome gaydar."
The Lima Bean. They are getting their money's worth out of this set. Kurt and Blaine, in their uniforms, are hanging out with Tina, Mercedes, and Santana. Which is a pretty odd trio. Kurt is sufficiently pissy about having lost to the New Directions at Regionals without actually being a jerk about it to let the other kids know that it's a sensitive topic for him. Tina and Mercedes tell Kurt how much they miss him, and ask if there's any way he could come back to McKinley. Blaine tells them all that he "would be all for it if it wasn't for Karofsky." So Blaine's making Kurt's decisions now? Anyway, Santana of the Jungle hears this and has an idea. Her V.O. tells us that getting Kurt back is the key to winning prom queen and Nationals. "If I could get Kurt back, I'd be a hero. Even Finn and Quinn would vote for me. And the key? Karofsky!" She jumps up, telling everyone else, "I've gotta gay. Go! I've gotta go." And then she swings off on a vine.