Hallowed Halls Of Dear McKinley High. St. Gay Of Lima approaches Idiot Loser Rachel at the latter's locker, and he apologizes for succeeding where she failed. I think. They talk for quite a bit, here, and I'm afraid I zoned out because I've a sneaking suspicion none of this will matter next week. And when their talk is done, Idiot Loser Rachel drifts into her episode-ending version of Kelly Clarkson's "Cry," which is yet another song I'm pretty happy to be entirely unfamiliar with, though I have to admit that Lea Michele is killing these moments dead, too. It begins right there at her locker, but eventually, Idiot Loser Rachel ends up onstage in The April Rhodes Civic Pavilion, where she wails away into the darkness alone while we're treated to a brief scene of Puck receiving an F on his European Geography exam, much as we all anticipated. And when it's all, all over, the camera lingers on Idiot Loser Rachel's weepy face for a moment before discreetly panning away to black.

Christ, I still can't decide if that absolutely blew, or if it just sort of sucked a lot. I hate this show.

Next week: Prom! Alas, there appear to be no probing booths, as the theme has been switched from "Aliens" to "Dinosaurs." Hey, maybe a velociraptor'll claw Finn's face off! Hooray!

Demian still doesn't need to be told over and over again that Wife Beating Is A Very Bad Thing. If such an unnecessary lecture is all you have to offer him at the moment, you probably shouldn't bother trying to contact him at demian_twop@yahoo.com.