Meanwhile, back in the main hall, Sue's on another of her rampages, and after Will stands agape, mutely goggling while Sue flips Single-T Tina into a set of lockers before knocking the books from Lauren Tuna's arms, the camera smears with him over to...

...Emma's office, where he blathers on about idle hands being Satan's playthings, or something, while Emma looks adorably pensive sitting there behind her desk with her little jade turtle brooch and whatnot until Sue enters to borrow one of "Esmé's" rafters so she can hang herself with a jump rope. Will sits Sue down and starts lecturing her on the beauty of life, or some such bullshit, and the upshot of the blithering that follows is this: Emma and Will decide that the best course of action is to have Sue sit in on a number of the glee club's rehearsals until she rediscovers a sense of purpose in her life. Just go with it. To be fair, Sue skillfully directed the dewy-eyed do-gooders' sorely subpar thought processes towards that misguided conclusion by too-casually admitting she felt good about herself for the first time since the Human Cannon debacle when she found herself singing along with Charlene's "I've Never Been To Me" in her Le Car that morning, but still: Just go with it, especially because we've got...

...The Glee Kids to complain about it for us. "This can-not be happening!" Single-T Tina seethes once the camera's settled on her irritated face over in the music room. "It does seem like a terrible idea," Artie agrees, but Mr. Schue will brook no dissent. "It's not up for discussion," he asserts. "Now," he continues, "it's no secret that Coach Sylvester has taken her licks...." Cut to Santana, who rolls her eyes as she unleashes the following gem: "I mean, just...wanky." Mr. Schue doggedly ignores that particular remark in favor of arguing that Coach Sylvester deserves a little sympathy. "All she's ever done is make our lives miserable," Quinn counters. "She got exactly what she deserved," Santana opines. Sue cocks an eyebrow in Santana's direction and rather deliciously states, "You're lucky I left my blowgun at home, Airbags, 'cause I got a clear shot at your nonnies." Surprisingly, this delightful crack does not lead to another round of intense bickering and, after a bit more speechifying from Mr. Schue and Coach Sylvester that seems to settle the matter for the time being, everyone sits back so Mr. Schue might segue into the following bit of Regionals-related news: New Directions will be facing both The Dalton Academy Swallows and Westvale High's Aural Intensity at the impending competition, which for the first time is to carry a theme, said theme being "Anthem."