Quinn's locker. New Guy With Gross Hair Whose Name Demian Can't Be Bothered To Look Up approaches Quinn and asks her if she's okay, since he noticed her looking a little blue during Brit's performance. He asks about her physical therapy, and she tells him it doesn't seem to be working, which is pretty depressing. He offers to go with her, because he's such a good Christian. And because he's got the hots for her. Because, come on, she's much hotter than any girl he knew when he was being home-schooled.
Will enters Emma's office with a surprise for her. It's a personalized invitation to an appointment with Mr. Lavender, the Lima area's hottest wedding planner. Emma doesn't think they need a planner since they have so much time. But Will wants to move the wedding up to May. She asks him if it's about sex, thereby answering the question as to whether they've been doing it. He tells her it's because he's been in love with her for three years and doesn't want to wait. He silences her concerns with some kisses.
Kurt is dusting the Whitney shrine in his locker when Rachel approaches to complain that she's realized she just can't sing the national anthem as well as Whitney. Kurt gets a text, and she realizes from his smile that it's a sexy text from Blaine. But it's not -- it's a text from Chandler, and it reads, "Are you an astronaut? Because your smile is out of this world." Is Chandler getting his pickup lines from the back of a Dixie cup? Rachel grabs Kurt's phone and realizes he and Chandler have been texting for two days. Kurt claims it's innocent, but Rachel knows better, telling him he should be reserving his flirty texting for Blaine. But Kurt tells her that Blaine barely texts him, and that they haven't had "an unscheduled make-out session" in a month. Kurt has self-diagnosed it as a case of lesbian bed death. He knows that they love each other, but it's still nice to feel desired, which is what Chandler's texts make him feel. He thinks it's innocent, but Rachel points out that if it was really so innocent, he would have told Blaine about it.