Meanwhile, Finn's harassing Kurt over the latter's transparent attempts to seduce the new kid, because as you'll recall, Kurt placed Finn in a similar uncomfortable situation last year, and Finn doesn't want the same thing to happen to Sam, especially considering the Nationals-winning opportunities Sam represents for the Glee Club. Make a note of that, please: Finn doesn't argue that he wouldn't want Kurt to hurt himself by making the same disastrous mistake twice; he instead argues that Kurt's unwanted attentions will alienate Sam to the detriment of New Directions. So much for Frankenteen being an emotional savant. "If he sings with you," Finn concludes, referring of course to Sam, "I guarantee within a week he'll take so much crap, he'll have to quit Glee Club. Your call, dude." With that, Finn flounces, leaving Kurt alone in the lunch line to look all torn and conflicted and badly dressed and lonely as the opening chords of Elton John's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" rather anviliciously pop up on the soundtrack, and by the time the violins have kicked in, we've...