"Dear Journal," Sue's voiceover begins. The camera's cut over to the journal in question, which Sue has rather beautifully decorated with an intricately detailed and gory cartoon of Will's post-guillotine head lolling around in a puddle of its own gore. "WHOOPS!" shouts the cartoon. "NICE HAIR." Hee. In any event, Sue's voiceover continues like so: "Something strange happened yesterday: I felt something below the neck. Dare I admit it? I have feelings for one Will Schuester. Sexy, non-murdering feelings! Oh, it all makes sense now, Journal -- true love always springs from true hate. I'll admit in the past that I fantasized about waking up with Will's head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body." And that journal entry almost makes this ridiculous subplot worth my time. Almost. In a cleansing burst of synchronicity, the object of Sue's unlikely lust arrives at this very instant with a bouquet of carnations that perfectly match her chosen track suit for the day, along with a tub of Extreme Challenge CarboGels Dietary Supplement in her favorite flavor, appletini. He even had to drive all the way down to Dayton to get it! And long story short, Will continues to lay it on with a trowel until Sue agrees to have dinner with him at Breadstix that Wednesday evening. "You know what Wednesday is, right?" Will asks just before he exits, offering us all his best Lauren Bacall in the process. "Hump day!" And with that, we head into the next commercial break not knowing if we'll ever feel clean again.













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