...slashing the tires on Vocal Adrenaline's fleet of black Range Rovers under cover of darkness in the very next scene. This should work out well for everyone involved. Or not, as anyone who's ever watched a television show before could have guessed, and with another quick cut, we find ourselves deep within...

...The Maharishi's Sanctum Of Suspicion, where the Maharishi himself levels a baleful glare in the Puckasaurus's general direction until Puck completely cracks and shouts, "Yeah, I did it! And I'm proud!" "They got what was coming to them!" Puck adds, pivoting in his seat to scowl at Finn, who apparently can't be bothered to back a brother up, but that's not terribly important at the moment, for Wicked Idina Menzel has trekked over from Carmel High for this little conference, and she now raises her voice to protest, "A few of my students TP'd your choir room, you slashed the tires on the Range Rovers of all twenty-six of my performers!" "Those were gifts for our win at Sectionals!" Idina notes with appropriate amounts of injured outrage. Mr. Schue: "I'm sorry -- you bought all your kids Range Rovers?" Wicked Idina: "We have a very active booster club!" Active and well endowed, as I believe I mentioned in the recaplet. Mr. Schue shakes that off to argue that the entire unfortunate incident amounts to little more than "a harmless prank," but Sue Sylvester -- who for whatever reason is also present for these proceedings, even though neither Puck nor Finn's mothers could be bothered to attend -- jumps in to disagree like so: "That's what they said about a young man in Chicago in 1871 who thought he'd play a 'harmless prank' on the dairy cow of one Mrs. O'Leary. He successfully ignited its flatulence, and the city burned, William!" "That young terrorist," she adds a bit ominously, "went on to become the first gay president of the United States: Abraham Lincoln!" Well, she's sort of right. Maybe. Maharishi Figgins calls an end to this nonsense and -- again, with neither student's parent present -- announces that Puck and Finn have been expelled. Wicked Idina, however, intercedes on the boys' behalf, and offers to drop whatever felony charges Finn and Puck might have pending if the guys pay for the damage they inflicted. Finn immediately agrees, the better to kick-start his minuscule subplot for the evening, and Maharishi Figgins expresses his admiration for Wicked Idina like so: "Miss Corcoran, you are as wise and magnanimous as you are beautiful." Wicked Idina and Sue Sylvester shoot each other side-eyes, all, "Was that a...? Never mind!" before Wicked Idina gracefully takes her leave from all the silliness. For her part, Sue offers Will a few sharp and condescending words before marching straight into this evening's first commercial break. Well, that was awkward.