Maharishi's Den of Double Standards. Santana is pissed off that she and Brit are prevented from kissing just because they're two girls. Figgins: "Please don't make this about your Sapphic orientation." He tells them the issue is public displays of affection, which have no place in school. He tells them that there have been complaints. He names the date and time, and we flash back to a completely innocent peck. Santana is enraged that they get called out for the tiniest display of physical affection while straight couples suck face with impunity. Flash back again, but this time to Finn and Rachel engaging in some tonsil hockey. Figgins: "Believe me, I'd much rather see you and Santana kiss than that so-called Finchel." Since Santana's been doing all the talking, it's kind of weird that he's addressing his remark to Brit-Brit. Unless maybe he doesn't know which is which. He mentions that the complaint was religiously-motivated, and that sets Santana off some more. She storms out of the office after giving him what for over the double standard.
Music room. Everyone is there. Artie subtly shows Sugar his ability to pop a wheelie in his chair while Rory sort of juggles for her. Will comes in and tells Artie to keep all four wheels on the floor and then turns said floor over to Rachel and Finn. They've decided to announce their engagement, since all of their parents already know. The reaction is mostly stunned silence. Except for Puck, who asks the baby's due date. Kurt tells them they're making a big mistake. Quinn asks when they're planning on doing the deed, and Rachel tells her that they haven't decided yet. But they are registered at Samuel French. Quinn notes that they're not mature enough to make this kind of commitment. Rachel basically tells anyone who doesn't approve to cram it. Even though she was hoping to have Quinn and Kurt as her bridesmaids. Tina and Mike are more supportive, as is Artie. And then Artie takes the floor to sing Mario's "Let Me Love You," with Mike, Sam, Kurt and Puck as his boy band backup dancers. Sugar loves it, while Rory stews in his own juices. After they finish, Sugar hops in his lap and tells him to wheel her to class.