Rachel enters the music room to find the original Gleeks (Tina, Artie, Kurt, and Mercedes) waiting for her. They're there to stage an intervention -- they all think there's a good chance that Jesse is just dating Rachel to spy on New Directions. Kurt tells her that VA's motto roughly translates to "murder or be murdered." Tina says they dope their dancers. Mercedes: "Look, we're not saying that he's playing you." Kurt: "He's playing you." But they're concerned that there's a chance that he's playing Rachel, and they want her to stay away from him until Regionals are over. Ultimately, it comes down to an ultimatum. If Rachel doesn't break up with him, they'll all quit Glee Club, thereby making it impossible for them to compete in Regionals. Commercials.

Rachel enters Sue's office, having been summoned there. Sue tells her she wanted to invite her to join McKinley High's Old Maids Club. Sitting in a circle in Sue's office are half a dozen unattractive girls. (And by "unattractive" I mean overweight, wearing glasses, or with unfashionable hair and/or clothes. In other words, TV unattractive.) Rachel's confused. Sue tells her, "It's come to my attention that you've been given the old heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson. And I also understand that you have a serious suitor in the form of a piping hot hunkwad from another district, but that your fellow Glee Clubbers are so incensed with betrayal, they barely have time to apply Freeze Off to the clusters of warts between their knuckles." Rachel asks how Sue knows that.

Flash to Santana and Brit trailing along behind Sue as she stalks the hallway. They've told everyone in Glee about Jesse, and think the club will self-destruct if Rachel doesn't dump him. Sue: "Outstanding. On to step 2 -- round up a bunch of mustache-sporting teenage girls with glandular conditions. Anything else?" Brit-Brit: "Sometimes I forget my middle name."