Cut to the hallway, where a mopey Finn is accosted by Rachel, who has made his and her relationship calendars for the two of them. The front page of the calendar seems to feature a photo of two kittens with Finn and Rachel's faces photoshopped onto them. Rachel tells Finn that the purpose of the calendars is to ensure that they always know what the other one is up to, so he can't claim to have forgotten their dates when he stands her up. Rachel has taken the liberty of filling in all their dates for the next month, including an outing to see Phantom at the Autistic Children's Center. Finn's V.O. continues while Rachel blathers on, telling us that while he should be happy that chicks dig him, he's actually not over Quinn (who is conveniently leaning against a wall and staring sadly at him). We catch a snippet of Quinn's conversation with Puck (who is standing in front of her). He tells her, "I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just saying please stop super-sizing, 'cause I don't dig on fat chicks." Quinn: "I'm pregnant!" Puck: "And that's my fault?" Finn's V.O. tells us, about Rachel, "Now that we're sort of dating, I feel like it's so much harder to pretend to be listening to her."

Back on the basketball court, Finn's V.O. tells us, "Sometimes I wish I could be more like Coach Tanaka. He pulled a Jessica Simpson. You know, lost his fiancée, gained forty pounds, and stopped showering. And everyone acts like it's totally normal." And his shorts are kind of like Daisy Dukes, too. We see Ken, sitting on the sidelines and stuffing his face with the world's fattest sandwich. And then Finn tries to make a shot at the basket and gets viciously slapped down by an opposing player. For some reason, the home crowd cheers this. It's either bad editing, or Lima is full of idiots. You be the judge. Rachel (who is the only person standing in the bleachers) bends down to the person next to her, points at Finn, and says, "That's my boyfriend." Title card.