Cue Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough," as performed by St. Gay Of Lima and Dreamboat Blaine, because God knows this wedding reception isn't nearly queer enough as it is. Surprisingly, they choose not to have all other action grind to a halt while the boys prance and preen on the stage, instead letting the music fade into the background while the camera drops in to check on various other characters, with a sour-looking Frankenteen first amongst them. He's quarantined his miserable self on the far side of the room and mopes all by his lonesome until The Horrible Hooker stops by to insist he wasn't responsible for that afternoon's catastrophe at the church. Old Idiot Rachel manages to draw Old Finn out of his funk, and as she hauls him up onto his ungainly feet for a spin or two around the dance floor, the camera circles high above the crowd for a moment or two before swooping down on...

...a fantastically embittered Single-T Tina, scowling at Dreamboat Blaine and St. Gay Of Lima's merry antics on the stage while sucking down an absolutely enraging cocktail. Hee! And at that, the camera circles high above the crowd again until it decides to zoom in on...

...overeager Artie and Big-Boobed Betty. She's no more pleasant than she was before, of course, but because he finds her "oddly compelling," he asks her to dance. Because the script says she must, Big-Boobed Betty agrees, and the camera circles high one more time before...

...cutting to a slow-motion montage of various characters shimmying across the dance floor, including New Puck and Stupid Boring New Idiot Rachel, Bloaty The Gravy Clown and The Horrible Hooker Of Broadway, Overeager Artie and Big-Boobed Betty, Brit-Brit and Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen, and Gaylord Wiener. Meanwhile, over at the bar, Santana and Quinn have boisterously moved on to shots, while Coach Sylvester seems to be getting quite toasty on the vino alone. Atta girls.