Teachers' Lounge. "Well, well, well!" Sue opens in that inimitable manner of hers. "If it isn't the underaged smut-peddling non-teacher Finn Hudson!" This is promising. "Not satisfied with making a mockery of the American education system by your mere presence at this school," Sue continues as Frankenteen gives her a wary eye, "you have besmirched the dignity of such everyday heroes as this woman with Crohn's disease whose name I do not know by bringing the dark specter of pornography to these hallowed halls." Clapping a hand on the shoulder of the utterly indifferent Crohn's sufferer in question, Sue concludes, "Well, Crohnsy and I are here to tell you this will not stand." "Sue Sylvester?" Old Finn eyebrows by way of reply. "You can suck a hot one because you are a hypocrite." "I beg your pardon!" a mightily affronted Sue snaps. "I seem to recall a rumor," Frankenteen blithely notes with a devious glint in his eye, "about a certain cheerleading coach at this school who once took horse estrogen and posed for Penthouse back in the day, so maybe I can just track that down, make a few copies, and sell those to make the money for Regionals." "That's nothing but a rumor," Sue claims, "but if that rumor were true, my Penthouse centerfold -- so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the word 'hirsute' and gave birth unto these United States Of America a pose so limber they named it 'The Regal Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle'? I promise you, my friend: You would never find it." "I guess we'll see about that," Finn smiles, eagerly rising to the challenge Sue's so foolishly presented him, and there are two things I have to say about all this: One, Cory Monteith hasn't been this entertaining in years, and two, I'm willing to bet this scene had a lot to do with the episode losing a million viewers between its first and second half-hours when it originally aired. Not that I'm complaining, of course, because we'd all be well rid of those too-precious twelve-year-olds who never should have started watching this show in the first place -- not to mention all the shit music they apparently crave -- but you know. Just saying.