Cut to the two of them walking towards the stage in the empty theater. A different crusty usher catches them, and tells them they're not supposed to be there. They come up with a lame excuse about being early for their costume fittings (as munchkins). He sees right through them, pegging them as hicks with "big Broadway dreams about singing on a real Broadway stage." And then he gives them fifteen minutes alone in the theater. And so they sing "For Good," from Wicked. I do like the way these two characters have become such good friends. After they sing, Rachel tells Kurt that she's realized she doesn't have to choose between career and love, because Broadway is her true love. That may be true, but I have it on good authority that Broadway is a lousy kisser.

Girls' room. Santana and Brit are banging on the door of the bathroom, demanding that Quinn stop being such a hygiene hog. All the other girls have already gone to the other room to work on the songs. Quinn emerges from the bathroom and tells Santana and Brit that she plans to tell Will that Rachel and Kurt have been sneaking off, so that they'll get suspended and be ineligible to compete, thereby ruining New Direction's chances at winning. This was her big plan? Maybe she was only an evil genius when she was pregnant. Anyway, Santana tells her to get over herself, because sabotaging the competition out of spite is only going to cause her to lose her one chance at feeling good about herself. But Quinn is too full of self-pity over the fact that all the unpopular girls have boyfriends while all the popular girls (i.e., the three of them) are single. She sits on the bed, crying. Santana and Brit sit on either side of her. Santana: "I think I know how to make you feel better." Quinn, through her tears: "I'm flattered Santana, but I'm really not that into you." Ha! Anyway, what Santana thinks she really needs is a haircut.