In any event, the ever-ineffectual Mr. Schue assures them all he'll have a chat with Dalton's headmaster, which leads to a little outraged outburst from Dreamboat Blaine in which he wails about how The Predatory Homosexual "almost" blinded him, which is funny because only an actual blind person would have selected the particular shirt-and-bowtie combo he's modeling at the moment. Idiot Rachel interjects at this point that Sebastian's threats are meaningless, because she has no intention of sitting the competition out. "Even if he's gonna post a photo like this of me?" Frankenteen demands. "I'm not gonna negotiate with terrorists!" Idiot Rachel responds. Meanwhile, up in the cheap seats, the divine Sugar Motta chooses this moment to opine, "If someone posted a picture like that of me online, I'd probably kill myself." "Twice," The Leprechaun agrees, "to be sure I was dead." Is that a promise, Rory? 'Cause if it is, I might finally have to learn Photoshop.

Mr. Schue then offers them all a few words of advice that are so utterly meaningless and unimportant, even the camera can't be bothered to focus on him, and then Frankenteen blows up at Idiot Rachel over her selfishness right before he flounces on out of there, and then it's time for us to shuffle over to...