Choir room. Kurt watches as Will instructs the players on some dance moves. It's all "step ball change" until Kurt steps in with some instruction the guys can understand. As he demonstrates, their follow his instructions: "Hand. Hand. Point to the finger. Hip. Head. Oh, sneak attack back to the ring. Comb through the hair. Slap. The. Butt." Coach blows his whistle and sends the team to the showers. Kurt suggests they close with a show circle.
There is no show circle. Instead, Finn shambles out of the choir room with Puck right behind him. Puck wants to know what's going on with Finn, and gets upset when Finn puts him off by claiming he just has a lot on his mind. After Puck accuses Finn of being in love with Kurt, Finn tells Puck that Quinn is pregnant. Finn walks away, and Puck gets a stricken look on his face as some mournful music starts to play.
The mournful music continues as we see Quinn walk down a now-crowded hallway (which makes me think it's the next day). Suddenly, Puck is standing in front of her: "'Sup, MILF?" That's cold. And hilarious. She tells him to leave her alone, but he follows her and asks who the father is. "I would think it's kind of weird if it's Finn, since you told me you were a virgin when we did it. And I know for a fact that you didn't do it with him." Quinn wonders how he has such certainty, and he tells her it's because Finn is his "boy," and therefore tells him everything. Quinn: "You make a habit of sleeping with your boy's girlfriends?" Puck makes a very loud (and not funny) joke about another immaculate conception, and Quinn pulls him into a corner. More discreetly, he tells her that he would take care of the baby and her, since he's determined not to be a deadbeat like his own father. She reminds him that he was fired from his job for "peeing in the fast food fryolater." I'm never eating french fries again. He reminds her about his pool-cleaning business. And she reminds him that they live in snowy Ohio, where there aren't many pools and they only need to be cleaned three or four months of the year. Quinn: "I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. That was a mistake. You're a Lima loser and you're always gonna be a Lima loser." She runs off.