In their own private corridor, Kurt is kneeling in front of Blaine, who stands up, offers him his hand, and pulls him to his feet.

In Sue's office, she tells Artie that since it's 10:00, his prom is over. The prom ends at 10:00? What kind of namby pamby school is this? Anyway, Artie refuses to finger his accomplice. He also tells Sue that all he did was put some lemonade in the punch, because he wasn't really interested in getting everybody drunk. Gaaaaah! Why didn't he just tell her that at the beginning? She kicks him out of her office: "You should be ashamed of yourself. You are seriously no fun to interrogate or almost torture."

Gym. Kurt enters the room, in which everyone is just standing around doing nothing. He mounts the stage and accepts the crown. It's a good thing they got a big crown for the queen instead of some dainty tiara. And then Kurt tells them all, "Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton." And then everyone starts cheering. This plot was a lot better when they did it one year ago on Ugly Betty. Which makes me wonder, is there anyway that Marc St. James could be the older cousin of Jesse St. James? He could come to McKinley to teach journalism, or fashion, or fabulousness. Anyway, Figgins announces the traditional first dance between king and queen as Santana and Mercedes start singing the beginning of ABBA's "Dancing Queen." Kurt mutters to Karofsky that this is his chance to come out. But Dave can't do that, and runs away. So Blaine joins Kurt, and they dance, and soon everybody is dancing. Hurrah!

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