Music Room. The time has finally -- finally -- arrived to announce the winner of The First Annual McKinley High Saturday Night Fever Dance Contest -- and you can shut up right now, because you know they're gonna be pulling this shit again next year -- and surprise! It's all of them. Yep, Santana, Mercedes and Frankenteen each earned a painstaking reproduction of Tony Manero's iconic piece of polyester trash and as the winners enter the music room to model their stylish new threads, Mercedes asks of Frankenteen, "What do you want to do now?" "Strut," Frankenteen replies and with that, they all launch themselves into an episode-ending, three-minute-long cover of The Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive," and you'll pardon me for breaking away from the action for yet another moment to ask the following question, I'm sure, but where the hell is Quinn? She's not present for this number and now that I think about it, she wasn't in any of the other ones either. I suppose I shouldn't bother -- I mean, she already got her big episode for the month, and far be it from me to begrudge her a week off, right? -- but still. She's awfully conspicuous now in that temporary wheelchair of hers, which makes her occasional absence all the more noticeable. Well, except for the part where I didn't really miss her until just now. Ooops!