First though, we've got to zip back to the middle of The Incident, shortly after Artie's obnoxiously recorded New Puck's final words for all posterity, or whatever. Artie turns his shaky hand-held camera in Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen's direction, and Lady Lips very carefully states, "Mom? Dad? I love you guys, and there's a cat in my backpack in my locker. Please feed her for me." HA! And we'll be pretending the episode ended right there. Trust me on this one: It really is for the best.
Next week, Black Sue returns, Frankendrunk goes to college, and The Horrible Hooker Of Broadway finally auditions for Funny Girl. See you then!
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