Auditorium. Quinn enters, late. She apologizes for the delay by telling Finn that she was at church, praying for the strength to stay away. Finn moves in for a kiss, but Quinn pulls back and notes the basic hypocrisy of his position, because she'll be cheating on Ladylips, and thereby doing the thing that Finn seems to think is so unforgivable. Finn tells her that he was hurt by her cheating because it meant she didn't really love him, because you would never cheat on someone you really loved. My apologies to Ladylips -- it really is all teenagers that are stupid. Quinn claims to love Sam, but Finn thinks that if she really did she wouldn't be there. Quinn claims that she at least think she loves Sam, and that she won't break up with him until she's certain one way or the other. But until then, she's happy to make out with Finn. Commercials.
Coffee shop. This time, it's Blaine who is sickened by all of the Valentine's Day crap for sale. Kurt notes his changed attitude, and Blaine tells him, "I don't think I've ever made that big a big fool of myself. Which is really saying something, because I've performed at theme parks. I just... I can't believe I made it all up in my head." And then we learn that Kurt has taken his courage pills that morning, because he asks Blaine what he (Kurt) was supposed to think about his coffees with Blaine, and the sweet duets, and constant hanging out. Blaine seems completely gobsmacked, like he never even considered the idea that he and Kurt might date. (And this makes me feel a little better, because even I wasn't that obtuse in high school.) Blaine confesses that for all his bravado, he's actually a clueless dude who's never dated any guys. And neither has Kurt. Blaine tells Kurt that he really cares about him, but is clearly an idiot when it comes to romance, and he doesn't want to screw "this" up. It's not sure what "this" is supposed to be -- his friendship with Kurt? A potential romance with Kurt? His perfectly coiffed hair? But Kurt seems to understand, and telling Blaine that their relationship will be just like When Harry Met Sally..., provided Kurt gets to be Meg Ryan. He can be Meg Ryan so long as he promises to stay away from her plastic surgeon. Blaine notes that Harry and Sally get together at the end of the movie, and they both seem a little happy at that idea. They arrive at the front of the line and Kurt orders for the two of them, causing Blaine to repeat Kurt's earlier line about knowing each other's coffee orders. And then Kurt says he has an idea bout what the two of them can do on Valentine's Day.