Rachel, looking trepidatious, sits down in a booth at Breadstix. She's alone until Mercedes, Single-T Tina, and Mike Chang join her. And then Kurt is on the microphone, which is on a stage (?), welcoming everyone to the First Annual Kurt Hummel Lonely-hearts Dinner. Everyone from Glee Club, except for the infectious Finn and Quinn, are scattered at different tables. Which means that Santana and Sam are both sitting alone. Can I say, from Kurt's vantage point on the stage (?), Breadstix looks like it's about the size of the teacher's lounge at McKinley. Did I mention that Kurt's wearing his Dalton uniform? Did they glue that thing to his body when he enrolled? The rest of his wardrobe must be feeling neglected. Anyway, the rest of the Warblers (who I guess are all dateless on Valentine's Day, which makes sense given their wardrobe choices) are on the stage (?) with Kurt. Kurt's introduction finished, the Warblers start singing Paul McCartney's "Silly Love Songs," with Blaine (of course) on lead. After the first verse, the Warblers move out into the restaurant and start dancing around and with various patrons. Points to Blaine for singing the line about love sometimes never coming at all right in Santana's face. Someone must given him lessons in how to be catty. And then the Warblers get back on the stage (?) as the song and the episode ends. But not before Santana and Ladylips exchange a glance fraught with portent.

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