Cut to... a slumber party? Mercedes, Rachel, and Kurt, all in pajamas, are hanging out in Rachel's room. Okay, I guess this is a thing that we'll just go with. Kurt has just told them the story, and Rachel asks if Blaine ever actually said that he and Kurt were dating. Kurt realizes that he made the entire thing up in his head, based on the fact that they sang a few duets together and Blaine is constantly smiling at him. Honey, don't blame yourself. Blame the writers. Mercedes and Rachel commiserate with him, although in Rachel's case it spins off into a description of a crazy plan to use his kissing booth to force him to kiss her one hundred times. Mercedes calls her back to Earth with a reminder that they're supposed to be giving Kurt advice. Mercedes tells Kurt that he should go to the Gap attack in order to scope out the competition. And then she tells Kurt and Rachel that they are both too guy crazy, and they need to be more like Mercedes, who is totally comfortable being alone. "The three of us are divas. Look at our idols -- Whitney, Barbra, Patty Lupone. They all became stars while they were single. They took all the pain and loneliness and put it into their music. People can relate to it. Everyone feels lonely. Harnessing their pain is why they became legends." Rachel seems convinced, although Kurt still has a sad look on his face. And then they all climb into bed for a snuggle.

Music room, where Puck is leading the boys in the opening choral part of Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls." And then Puck takes the solo and sings it to Lauren Tuna. After a couple of seconds, we see Rachel, Mercedes, and Santana realize that Puck is singing to Lauren, and they all have slightly befuddled looks on their faces. Mercedes and Rachel's quizzical looks soon become looks of happiness, while Santana gives Lauren the stink-eye of all stink-eyes. As for Lauren, it's hard to tell if she's happy or embarrassed, or a little bit of both. After the song finishes, the bell rings and all the other kids leave the room (but Santana gives Puck an angry warning finger before she does). Puck approaches Lauren and tells her that this was his love song to her. Duh. Lauren: "That was the first time anyone ever sang me a love song. And it made me feel like crap." She leaves while Puck just looks confused.