University Of Lima. Frankendrunk and Old Puck perform an extra-shouty version of "(You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party!)" by The Beastie Boys at some random frat party, and the best thing I can say about it is this: Thank God I never have to watch that shit again. And when it's over, Bloaty The Cocaine Clown and Old Puck get invited to join the fraternity as full members -- effective immediately and with no pledge period, even though they're "apparently gay" -- because that's just how awesome they are. Supposedly.
April Rhodes Civic Pavilion. Not-So-Unique talks about her boobs some more, and there's yet another bit of business involving The Lady Lips Has Two Faces until Stupid Boring New Idiot Rachel arrives with Tinkles in tow to present the other kiddies -- Dreamboat Blaine amongst them -- with copies of her latest original composition, which she supposedly wrote right after they all got chewed out by the increasingly unhinged Mr. Schue. The song's actually entitled "You Have More Friends Than You Know," and it was initially created by Grammy-winning composer Mervyn Warren and Tony-winning lyricist Jeff Marx as part of the ongoing It Gets Better Project, just in case you were wondering. I'd be lying if I said I'm a fan of the thing -- it's got its feet firmly planted on the saccharine side of sweet, and it reminds me a hell of a lot of this piece of well-meaning mid-'80s easy-listening fluff -- but everyone involved does a surprisingly fantastic job with it, so I can't really hate it as much as I think I probably should. By the way, in the middle of the performance -- drawn inexplicably, perhaps, by the power of Lady Lips Von Bieberhausen's diamond-cutting nipples -- Mr. Schue wanders into the wings to make a series of sad and wrinkly faces. I'm guessing this means he's sorry he yelled at them all earlier, so...yay? Whatever.
And when it's over, the other children of course congratulate Stupid Boring New Idiot Rachel on her mad songwriting skillz, and then it's off to this evening's next commercial break.