Meanwhile, back in the music room, Santana, Brit-Brit, and Old Quinn have gathered the various other ladies of The New New Directions for a demonstration of their Nationals-winning style, and as it's really just a thinly veiled excuse for the three to try to recapture the magic of their initial performance all those many years ago, let's skip the chatty preliminaries and get straight to the music, shall we? Excellent.

As she, Brit-Brit, and Santana take their places on the floor, Old Quinn nods at the usually-mute members of The McKinley Jazz Ensemble -- our familiar friend with the floppy hair is back on bass, by the by -- and soon enough, the "unholy trinity" has launched itself into a sweet little precisely choreographed version of "Come See About Me" by The Supremes, with Old Quinn of course taking lead. And while it's fun as hell to watch the three of them prancing around together again, the song has absolutely nothing to do with the episode surrounding it -- unlike, oh, the last time Old Quinn got her Miss Ross on -- so I have nothing to say about it. Like, for real this time.

And when it's over, Santana glances over at Boring New Idiot Rachel and inquires, "Are you feeling okay? You look like you're gonna hurl." Oops. SPOILERS! Boring New Idiot Rachel mumbles some dumb excuse for her listless demeanor as of late and bolts, leaving us free to follow...

...The Quinns out into the hallway, where New Quinn confesses, "I idolize you!" "You're Cheerios royalty!" New Quinn insists, opening her locker to display the Old Quinn shrine she's established therein, including a photo of her idol beneath a small banner that asks, "WWQFD?" "Every day," New Quinn reveals, "I ask myself, 'What would Quinn Fabray do?'" She wouldn't suck as hard as your one-note ass does, that's for goddamn sure. It was a huge mistake -- HUGE -- to pair the old and the new versions of these characters with each other tonight because it's just reminding us how frigging dull the new versions really are. In any event, The Quinns get to gossiping about Boring New Idiot Rachel and the latter's burgeoning relationship with New Puck, with New Quinn swiftly and easily convincing Old Quinn that New Puck's only in it for The Sex, and with that, we head...