...remember how I said there's no way in hell I'm gonna sit through this shit? There's no way in hell I'm gonna sit through this shit. For the second time, at least -- God knows I suffered through it when this episode originally aired -- but nevertheless: Nuh-uh. Not gonna happen. Sorry! Though you know what? Even this nightmare is better than The Swallows. Goddammit, Dalton! What the hell happened this year?
And when it's over, Stupid Boring New Idiot Rachel drops dead. Hooray!
Next week: The thrilling conclusion. Have fun!
Demian's pretty sure The New New Directions will triumph anyway, even with Stupid Boring New Idiot Rachel's rapidly cooling corpse now sprawled across the stage, because The Swallows were that bad. You may reach him at email@example.com.