This song, in fact, which is yet another fantastic track Madonna gave us back when most of the people on this show were still in diapers, for Christ's bleeding sake. With a side of Pepsi. And because this recap is already several pages too long, I'll be brief: They hacked more than three minutes off the album version of Glee's "Like A Prayer," presumably so they could squeeze in that hateful boy-band abomination we shall never speak of again, so this episode-closing performance feels unfortunately choppy and abrupt. So, you know, listen to the album version, but keep a little mental image of Jonathan Groff dancing around in your head as you do so, because goddamn, that boy can move! Two strikes, Frankenteen. Do we want to try for three?

Next week: Orange April returns! Kurt sets Burt up with, um, Mighty Denim Vest Woman! Mercedes counts calories! And Brittany's pretty sure her cat's been reading her diary. See you then!

Diary-reading cats are the main reason Demian hates pets. You may hiss and scratch at him at demian_twop@yahoo.com.

Watch the episode here, discuss it in our forums, then see how the Madonnafest matched up with our predictions.

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