Later, Will arrives in the teachers' lounge to find Coach Beiste enthusing over one of Emma's no longer amusing pamphlets -- this entitled "Taint Misbehavin'" -- that's "all about the importance of thoroughly washing your jockstrap." We're treated to a sideways smear I'll not be detailing, thank you very much, mainly because it includes a segment wherein The Leprechaun discusses his pubic hair, after which...

I'm sorry, but you'll have to excuse me for a moment. "The Leprechaun discusses his pubic hair." Shudder. EW! Hork.

Okay, I think it...no, wait: Full-body shudder.

Okay, I'm pretty sure it passed. ANY-way, Beiste showed the pamphlet to her Cooter -- her words, not mine -- and Beiste's Cooter not only proceeded to order ten thousand copies of the thing for Ohio State, he also got every other team in The Big Ten to order copies, as well. So, you know, Emma's now got a rather lucrative sideline for herself, and Will sucks even more for behaving like such a jackass the other night at their apartment. Or something like that. Oh, and also: This evening's final commercial break!

Now I can't stop thinking about The Leprechaun's goddamned pubic hair. THANKS FOR NOTHING, GLEE.

Adult Education Spanish Class. Ricky Martin hands out a couple of awards to his students -- including a little "Most Improved" trophy to Will -- but that's not important right now because what is important right now is this: Will's decided to transfer to McKinley's History department, which will allow Ricky Martin to take over as the school's daytime Spanish teacher, starting immediately. Just go with it. Please just go with it, because there are only about three and a half minutes left in this episode, and God alone knows what those three and a half minutes are gonna barf out at us. Though, you know, I should probably mention this before I move on: Considering the fact that Ricky Martin's about to open in the Evita revival on Broadway, I'm pretty sure we won't be seeing much more of him after tonight. In other words, there really wasn't much of a point to this evening's primary storyline, was there?