And speaking of Very Hot Jews, the Canadian promos now available on The YouTube for next week's episode tell me there promises to be some Very Hot Jew-On-Jew action, when My Glorious Husband's meddling mother forces him to date a nice Jewish girl -- namely, Rachel. In other, less hot news, it's the long-awaited return of The Slushie Wars, and they seem to be getting a little out of hand. However will Rachel be able to solve these multiple dilemmas within the hour?
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